Das Blinkenlights ™
- 32 LEDs in 5 colors
- Patterns never repeat
- Use it as a nightlight, accent light, festive tree topper, or bolo tie!
- Buy two for an innovative wall treatment!
- Advanced Blink-tronic multiple oscillator architecture
- No booting or downloads required!
- Guaranteed immune to all viruses!
- Not for use underwater!
- It's a polychromatic retinal stimulator!
- It's a chromohypnotic temporal pattern generator!
- It's a hypnophotonic optical massage unit!
- It's a photochromatic modulation relaxation device!
- It's a chromotherapeutic stimulation simulator!
- It's an interstellar communication signaling beacon... Not!
- It's not wireless!
Coming this summer: The Amazingly Versatile iScroller
what do you want to read today?
William Shakespeare, John Steinbeck, George W. Bush, Bob Dylan, The Bible, Ann Coulter, Henry D. Thoreau: what do they have in common? They all want to be read, heard and seen. And so do Homer, Homer Simpson and the Rolling Stones.
Now you can enjoy them all from your iScroller™!
Or perhaps you are like us, whenever you want to pull out that joke that makes everybody laugh, your memory goes blank. Not with the iScroller™!
Introductory price is a lousy $99. So what are you waiting for? Order your very own iScroller™ here and have fun everafter.